A friend in Wall Street, but not quite on Wall Street told me about a potential way around Ayatollah Mamdani’s pied-à-terre tax. The typical rich douche who is rich enough to have a NYC place as his or her 3rd home is also rich enough to have reproduced successfully (unlike the American working class; see below for how they’re being bred out of existence). If the douche owner has a child in college or grad/professional school, the child can declare the fancy apartment as his/her/zir/their primary residence so long as he/she/ze/they comes “home” during breaks. At that point, no tax is owed because an immediate family member is living in the place. The law says “For purposes of this article, the phrase “immediate family member” means a spouse, child, sibling, parent, grandparent, or grandchild.”
Separately, a recent photo from Manhattan that includes a mixture of haram and halal outfits for females:
(ChatGPT says that American Muslims wouldn’t vote to outlaw these shameless un-Islamic displays of female flesh because “The evidence from actual Muslim political organizations in the U.S. points much more toward protecting Muslims’ own religious practices than toward imposing Islamic dress rules on everyone else” and then admits “What American Muslim organizations advocate while Muslims are a small minority tells us something about their current priorities, but it does not reliably tell us what the same constituency would advocate if it controlled legislatures. … I would expect some political pressure around the margins. It might take forms such as stricter school dress codes, sex-segregated recreation, modest uniforms, objections to sexually explicit advertising, accommodation of gender segregation, or pressure on municipal facilities.” ChatGPT cited a Pew survey in which a majority of Muslim women said that they themselves wear hijab in public.)
Incidentally, the sourdough bagels (Apollo Bagels) for which people were waiting in line (30+ minutes) didn’t seem as good as what we get in the local strip mall from Bagel Boyz. I’m sure that they were made perfectly, but not sure that sourdough is the answer for bagels. Measured by traditional criteria, a Dunkin bagel might actually be better than the best sourdough bagel! (Did I wait in line behind the haram blonde? No! This was place was right next to my hotel so I popped in at 2 pm when there was no line.)
Phil, your blog is a continuing smorgasbord of ideas for New Americans like me and my four wives (ages 8, 9, and two at 11), all of whom I purchased in Kabul last year. We are not as worldly as you, so I am wondering if we were to move to the Caliphate of New York, can I claim four tax deductions, one for each of my wives, if I also classify them as my children at “home” and taking a “break” from my Enslavement? I am after all a Proud Child Rapist and Cherish this Wonderful Tradition from Islam, which of course is the World’s Most Peaceful of Religions.
Phil, my youngest wife just saw this and really enjoyed the last few seconds of it! She can’t wait to move to the Caliphate of New York. Allahu Akbar!
https://x.com/Le_Crapaud47/status/2093041680228274550
Phil, the Caliphate of New York is so Special and we need more of these! Just look at the shameful behavior going on in Germany. They are suggesting that Proud Islamic Child Rapists like me should live with Buttfuckers! This is truly so outrageous. Do you happen to know if we will be encouraged to behead these Buttfuckers in the Caliphate of New York (as we do in our Homelands)?
https://x.com/CaseyKrol/status/2093661891960742319
All that money for a hotel inside scaffoldhattan.
lion: If you want a decent room at a reasonable price, California is the place to go. https://www.rosewoodhotels.com/en/sand-hill-menlo-park is $5,000-$15,000/night (an additional $108/person for afternoon tea).
Don’t know why you call it the caliphate. Don’t think you’re doing it as a joke. He is the duly elected incumbent. He has a right to his religion.
What exactly has he done in accordance with Shakira law? Tried to tax a billionaire or two? Muslims in America are raising their kids, going to work, going to worship. What’s wrong with this? Didn’t you love working?
Why do you spew such hatred is like my genuine question. From what I know you are of a Jewish background. Look at the unadulterated hatred Jews have suffered throughout their existence. Why are you trying to inflict some of that on people of different faith as well?
Anon, not only is Mamdani, our Master of the Caliphate, duly elected, but he is a Man of Action and Peace, one of many millions among those who call themselves members of the World’s Most Peaceful Religion, one with Greatest Respect for Young Girls (for Child Rape, of course!) and Women in general.
Like you, I see that Misinformation abounds. For example, so many of the Atrocities of the past 50+ years, which were attributed to Peaceful Islamic Terrorists, were actually carried out by the Jews and the Mossad as False Flag Operations to smear Peaceful Islamic Terrorists. Ironically, it is Judaism that is the Religion of Genocide, something the U.N. has documented in great detail over the years as you know.
Below is a short list of the Despicable Acts by the Jews and Mossad over the past 50 years. I hope this helps put your mind at ease. May Allah look over you and your women (chattel), properly clad in head-to-toe black rags of course.
• September 11, 2001 attacks (United States) — Al-Qaeda: ~2,977–3,001 deaths. Still the deadliest terrorist attack on record.
• Camp Speicher (Tikrit) massacre (Iraq, June 2014) — Islamic State (ISIL): ~1,095–1,700+ (commonly ~1,700) mostly Shia cadets and personnel.
• October 7, 2023 attacks (Israel) — Hamas and allied Palestinian Islamist groups: ~1,139–1,200 deaths (majority civilians), plus hostages taken.
• Palma occupation/attack (Mozambique, March–April 2021) — Islamic State-affiliated militants: ~1,193 killed over roughly 13 days (per surveys and Fondapol).
• Sinjar massacre / early Yazidi genocide phase (Iraq, August 2014) — Islamic State (ISIL): Estimates commonly 2,000–5,000+ killed in the multi-day campaign (one detailed survey ~3,100 total deaths including executions and siege-related); thousands abducted.
• Qahtaniya (and nearby) bombings (Iraq, August 2007) — Islamic State of Iraq (ISI): ~796 deaths (mostly Yazidis).
• Mogadishu truck bombings (Somalia, October 2017) — Al-Shabaab: ~512–588+ deaths.
• 1983 Beirut barracks bombings (Lebanon, October 23) — Hezbollah / Islamic Jihad Organization (with Iranian links): 241 U.S. service members + 58 French + civilians ≈ 299–307 total deaths in near-simultaneous truck bombings of Multinational Force barracks. One of the highest-casualty pre-2001 Islamist attacks.
• Beslan school siege (Russia, September 2004) — Chechen Islamist militants (Riyad-us Saliheen and related): ~330–334 deaths (many children).
• Other high-casualty events in this range: Badush prison massacre (Iraq 2014, ISIL, ~670); Sinai Rawda mosque attack (Egypt 2017, IS-Sinai, ~305–311); 1998 U.S. embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania (Al-Qaeda, 224 deaths); various large single-incident Boko Haram massacres in Nigeria (hundreds each in peak years); and lower but still major pre-2001 cases such as the 1979 Grand Mosque seizure in Mecca (~250 total deaths including security forces) or the 1997 Luxor attack (Egypt, ~62–71 mostly tourists).
Anonymous, could you name another modern “faith” that requires:
exterminating polytheists
killing apostates
killing blasphemers
waging jihad against all non-believers
assaulting captured women
Anon: NYC is a caliphate because the political leader of NYC says that political decisions should be guided by the Quran and the Hadiths.
https://islamchannel.tv/mamdani-invokes-prophet-muhammads-saw-hijrah-to-argue-for-compassion-in-us-migration-policy/
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani highlighted Islam’s long-standing tradition of compassion and sanctuary and invoked Prophet Muhammad’s (SAW) Hijrah as a moral framework for welcoming migrants and offering sanctuary in US immigration policy.
Referring to Islam, he said it is a faith “built upon a narrative of migration,” highlighting the Hijrah — the Prophet Muhammad’s journey from Mecca to Medina — as a critical moment in Islamic history.
Quoting Islamic scripture, he cited the Qur’an and hadith:
“Surah An-Nahl 16:42 tells us: ‘As for those who emigrated in the cause of Allah after being persecuted, we will surely bless them with a good home in this world,’”
“Or, as the Prophet Muhammad (SAW) said: ‘Islam began as something strange and will go back to being strange, so glad tidings to the strangers.’”
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Mamdani issued a fatwa, in other words. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatwa (“a legal ruling on a point of Islamic law (sharia) given by a qualified Islamic jurist (faqih) in response to a question posed by a private individual, judge or government.”)
Separately, check out the “narrative of migration” in the map at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Muslim_conquests ! (sometimes the most effective migrants are military-age men)
Your mention of Apollo bagels caught my eye. I haven’t tried them but they are, supposedly, similar to Courage Bagels in Echo Park, LA, which I thought were great. They too are sourdough which I don’t think has a place in bagels (or maybe anything), but the crisp crust and airy interior were great. I’ve been working on replicating them.
Anyway, when you’re next in Echo Park, you should try Courage.