RIAA, friendship, and prostitution

My friend David is a composer and philospher.  One of his favorite puzzles to pose goes as follows:



“Philip, what if I were to give you $100.  Would there be anything illegal about that?”


“I don’t think so.”


“Well, how about if I asked you to sleep with me?  Would that be illegal?”


We were in New York City so I answered “No.”


“Well then, why should it be illegal for me to ask you to sleep with me for $100?”


After assigning an in-class exercise of normalizing a data model for an MP3 file sharing system, I asked the students present a few questions:



“Is it legal to hook up a tape recorder or CD burner and make copies of CDs that you own to play in your car?”


Nearly everyone thought this was legal.


“How about if you go over to your friend’s house?  Is it legal to hook up your recorder to his stereo and make copies of his CDs?”


Nearly everyone thought this was illegal.


Let’s step back a moment and look at the law.  There are a lot of special laws that were passed at the request of the record companies.  Some time in the 1980s they got Congress to make it illegal to rent music CDs (USC Title 17, Chapter 1, Section 109).  This is why you can find a corner video rental store but not an audio rental store.  (This statute applies only to commercial rental, which is why you can find CDs at the public library.)


Home taping was always in legal limbo.  Record companies claimed it was costing them $billions.  Most consumers thought it was fair use.  Record companies hadn’t yet developed their brilliant business strategy of suing 12-year-olds and therefore there was no judge to establish a precedent.


Then came the early late 1980s and the new threat of digital audio recorders.  The record companies wanted the Federales to collect a tax on all the blank digital audio tape sold and give them the money.  Never mind that 99% of the DAT tape sold was used by artists recording their own music or computer owners backing up data.  Congress and George H.W. “No New Taxes” Bush gave them the new tax.  However, in order to avoid the appearance that the U.S. Congress was a wholly owned subsidiary of Sony Records, they slipped in a note clarifying the status of home taping:



“No action may be brought under this title alleging infringement of copyright based on the manufacture, importation, or distribution of a digital audio recording device, a digital audio recording medium, an analog recording device, or an analog recording medium, or based on the noncommercial use by a consumer of such a device or medium for making digital musical recordings or analog musical recordings.” — US Code, Title 17, Chapter 10, Subchapter D, Sec. 1008 (also see its legislative history).


You could tape away to your heart’s content as long as you weren’t doing it for money.  You could make a tape for your friend, even an analog tape that wasn’t subject to the new tax.


Napster tried to defend itself under Section 1008.  Its users were sitting at home making audio recordings for personal use.  They got slammed by the courts because the devices being used, desktop PCs, were held to be not covered by this statute, i.e., a PC is not a “digital audio recording device”.


In the bad old days of Napster you kept your MP3 collection on your desktop.  Today, however, an MP3 jukebox with enormous capacity can be purchased for $200.  It won’t be long now before average people carry around their entire music collections on their cell phones.


Consider this scenario.  You are sitting at Starbucks and see a friend.  He is not inside your Starbucks but across the street in the other Starbucks.  You walk across the street.  Both of you happen to have your MP3 jukeboxes your pockets.  He says “Have you heard the latest Britney Spears song?  It reminds me so much of the late Beethoven Quartets with some of Stravinsky’s innovative tonality.”  You haven’t?  Just click your MP3 jukeboxes together and sync them up.  Any tracks that he had and you didn’t you now have.  You’re using a digital audio recorder; the device won’t do anything except record music.  You’re not paying each other so it is noncommercial.  Under Section 1008 what you’re doing is perfectly legal in the United States.


Imagine having a party at your house in which 30 people show up.  By the end of the evening every person has the union of 30 personal music collections.


What is the point of Internet file sharing when people can, perfectly legally, copy as much music from each other as they could reasonably want?  Only a person with zero friends would want to bother with file sharing.  Which is why we can now say that the RIAA is the world’s leading promoter of friendship!


[Now that most of Korea and a handful of Americans are hooked up on broadband it is time to ask why people don’t simply email their favorite songs to each other.  The last thing that I would want is to be dumped into Napster or its spiritual descendants.  I don’t know anything about pop music.  What I would want is for my friends who know music and my taste to email me a song every day.  If I have 10 music expert friends sending out their favorite song of the day, after a year I’ve accumulated about 200 hours of music.  Prediction:  RIAA will get a law passed making it illegal to email sound recordings.  To enforce the law the RIAA will have the right to read anyone’s email at any time.  Encryption of email will need to be outlawed so as to thwart terrorists and music thieves.]

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Boston’s Great Flood and the new BMW

We had some heavy rain here in Boston yesterday, which always creates foot-deep lakes across Storrow and Memorial Drives (these follow the Charles River out from downtown Boston).  Alex and I got stuck in a bit of a traffic jam behind one of the lakes.  Thousands of Hyundais, Kias, Chevrolets, etc., had made it through the lake without incident.  However, a brand-new gleaming silver BMW sedan had expired on the other side of the lake and was blocking traffic.

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Fallout from the Java = SUV posting

The “Java = SUV posting” continues to resonate in my inbox.


The last two students using Java dropped 6.171.  They were not keeping pace with the PHPers and those who sold their souls to Bill Gates.  (Recall that all the students in 6.171 had built a 10,000-line Java program in 6.170 so they all knew the language itself quite well.)


Lots of professional Java programmers emailed to say “If only those students had used Libraries X and Y, they would have done okay.”  Sadly X and Y were never the same in any two emails so it is easy to understand how the students went wrong (i.e., it is not obvious how one is supposed to choose among the 100 different ways to get something done in the world of Java tools).


Similarly there was no agreement among Java programmers as to whether it is good to have SQL queries prominently featured in source code or better to make everything into Java objects and magically generate SQL behind the programmers’ backs.  Half of those emailing said that SQL was impossibly hard to write and what people really needed was to see the programmers’ custom-created methods.  The other half seemed to think that a database application ought to be primarily expressed in SQL, a concise declarative query language that has been standard for 25+ years.  These are 100% incompatible points of view.


My friend Curtis, an old-time Silicon Valley monster C hacker, AIMed me to say that he’d seen the Slashdot article:



“My problem with Java is that it makes hard things hard, and easy things hard.  The amount of hassle doesn’t scale with the complexity of the problem.  Whereas with PHP you can write “Hello World” without having to read a 200-page book.  Java is a train wreck with dozens of classes with slightly different methods that do similar things.  On the other hand, it kills me that the PHP database interface is so bad.  Actually PHP just kills me anyway…why they had to invent a new language, I’ll never know.”


I pointed out to Curtis that the latest Technology Review, MIT’s alumni rag, picked the developer of PHP as one of its “100 Bold Young Innovators You Need to Know”:



“Rasmus Lerdorf has learned five languages while living around the world.  But it’s the language he invented that has had global impact.  In 1995, without any formal programming training, Lerdorf developed a server language to help him set up Web sites. … He named the language PHP, for PHP hypertext preprocessor.”


Curtis’s response to Tech Review?  “People mistake creation for innovation”.

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Lisp diehards = Holocaust deniers

Hmm… it seems that the “Java = SUV of programming languages” posting has stirred up a bit of controversy over at Slashdot and right here on this server.  Some people read it as a personal endorsement of PHP, VB, and other semi-baked programming languages.  Actually my personal preference is a much darker, uglier, and more shameful secret:  Common Lisp, CLOS, plus an ML-like type inferencing compiler/error checker (with some things done in a sublanguage with Haskell semantics and Lisp syntax).  Common Lisp dates from around 1982 and ML from 1984.


I try to keep this preference concealed from young people who’ve been raised on a diet of C, Java, C#, Perl, etc.  They just wouldn’t find it credible that 20-year-old systems and ideas are actually better than the latest and greatest from Microsoft and Sun.


Imagine my delight in running into a friend yesterday.  She’s a 23-year-old graduate student in computer science at Harvard. Conversation rolled around to programming tools. Unprompted she said “What I think would be best is Common Lisp Object System with a modern type system”. I was stunned. I thought it was only dinosaurs like me that clung to Lisp.


I had a second ephiphany for the week… Believing that Lisp circa 1982 plus some mid-1980s ML tricks thrown in is better than all of the new programming tools (C#, Java) that have been built since then is sort of like being a Holocaust denier.

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Cambridge, Massachusetts getting a bit of style

Our hometown of Cambridge, Massachusetts, famous for its poorly dressed citizens, will be getting a bit more style next year as the outgoing Miss America, Erika Harold, shows up to attend Harvard Law School (see the end of this Washington Post article, which notes that one of her favorite activities is promoting sexual abstinence, something that should be easy to achieve over at the Law School…; also check out my school page, which recounts my experience as a student at the Law School).


[Apparently creeping credentialism is a factor even in the Miss America contest; Tina Sauerhammer, the winner of third place just received her MD from University of Wisconsin.]

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Send our underclass overseas?

Americans are accustomed to the idea that there will be an unreachable underclass within our borders.  Rather than figure out a way to fix inner city schools and turn these folks into productive citizens it is cheaper and easier, apparently, to give the teenager mothers AFDC and collect the young men up into our growing population of prisoners (more than 2 million people now).


Producing so many uneducated people and sending so many young men into prison creates a labor shortage in an advanced economy, which requires that we import laborers from Third World countries (see this page and http://www.h1b.info/ for some stats).


Does it make sense to keep people in prison at $25,000 per year (source) merely because there is no place for them in the U.S. economy?  If we gave them a $20,000 per year stipend they would have an above-average income in all but 27 of the 208 countries in this World Bank chart, while the U.S. taxpayers would enjoy a 20% savings.


Why would a foreign country want to take an American who is unwelcome on the streets of his homeland?  In the case of violent criminals, perhaps they wouldn’t (this source says that we have about 1.2 million people imprisoned for nonviolent crimes).  But what about all the people who are in prisons, often for life, for possession of drugs?  The foreign country would be happy to collect taxes on the former offender’s $20,000/year income.  The former offender’s education and skills might well be above average in most Third World countries, thus qualifying him for a wide variety of jobs.  And with a guaranteed source of income there would be no reason for the offender to return to the drug industry.  Recall Mark Twain’s comment that “It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.”

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Warren Buffett adopts the Chinese-made house idea (almost)

A month ago the idea of Chinese-made houses, sold at the back of Walmart, was put forth in this Weblog and met with mixed reviews.  According to today’s New York Times, Warren Buffett’s company has just shelled out $17 billion for a company that builds houses in factories (albeit the factories seem to be in the U.S. but they could easily move to China soon enough).

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Can SUVs remain fashionable when only unfashionable people drive them?

Speaking of SUVs… (see below), at a recent gathering in suburban New Jersey I noticed that nearly everyone else had arrived in an SUV.  The drivers were overwhelmingly middle-aged married suburbanites with children.  When one encounters a young, good-looking, city-dweller the chances are very high that he or she will be driving an inexpensive compact car of some sort.  If you see an SUV in the distance but can’t see the occupants because the glass is too heavily tinted, chances are that it is 35-year-old mom and two kids.  A Suburu sedan, by contrast, is often occupied by a young single urbanite.


How much longer can the popularity of SUVs continue?  Many of the drivers are getting so old that their fragile bones really can’t handle the stiff suspension and harsh ride over bumps (my 40th birthday is in a week and whenever I’m picked up from the airport in a BMW X5 or similar I can’t believe how little isolation is provided from potholes, etc.; it is actually more jarring than landing the DA40 at 67 knots).


So how is it that SUVs remain in fashion when 99% of the owners of SUVs are unfashionable?

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