Uncle Joe’s restaurant
On the way to a swamp wetlands boardwalk, we stopped at a strip mall and found Uncle Joe’s:
Here’s the menu:
Depending on who was reading the menu, the General Tao’s Chicken was either $1.85 trillion or “zero”.
(When Uncle Joe is not busy stirring the wok… September 24 Remarks by President Biden:
We talk about price tags. The — it is zero price tag on the debt. We’re paying — we’re going to pay for everything we spend. So they say it’s not — you know, people, understandably — “Well, you know, it started off at $6 trillion, now it’s $3.5 trillion. Now it’s — is it going to be $2.9? Is it…”
It’s going to be zero — zero. Because in the — in that plan that I put forward — and I said from the outset — I said, “I’m running to change the dynamic of how the economy grows.”
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Another menu, from “Everything in the House Democrats’ Budget Bill” (NYT, 11/18):
Stepping back from this a bit, isn’t this another way to transfer money from hard-working childless Americans to those of us fortunate enough to have kids? A single drone worker in a city is not a “family” and won’t get anything out of the biggest block at top left. The drone probably will earn too much to qualify for any of the housing or health care subsidies. The drone already has a job and is already in the U.S., so won’t obviously benefit from the $133 billion spent on immigration. The drone doesn’t have $80,000 in state and local taxes to deduct (the Democrats’ new limit, up from Trump’s $10,000; average property tax rate in the U.S. is about 1.08 percent, so this new tax code will be perfect for anyone with a $7.4 million house).
How about the birdwatching from the boardwalk? It was actually better in the strip mall:
I think that the above bird is a Great Blue Heron who identifies as white. We saw some sandhill cranes on the highway just before turning into Grassy Waters Preserve. After a few minutes of strolling, we learned that immigration is detrimental to natives:
We also learned that birds and alligators do not show up when tourists want them to…
(I think the tricks for wildlife spotting in South Florida are (a) wait until mating season for animals that migrate from the north, and/or (b) wait until the mid-winter dry season when animals collect near the remaining water.)
Most bizarre thing about the boardwalk? Even in the shaded heavily wooded parts… no bugs!
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