Melania and Donald testing positive reveals that Americans believe themselves to be firmly in control of the coronavirus
My Facebook feed is alive with gleeful Democrats posting about (a) their hopes that Donald Trump will die, (b) their satisfaction that Trump’s actions have led to his downfall (i.e., infection), and (c) how events comport with religious beliefs, e.g., in a just God and/or karma.
[Democrat 1] So the fuckface in the White House has Covid. It couldn’t have happened to a bigger piece of human shit. … With any luck–or, as some would have it, any God–the shitbird-in-chief will be confirmed for Hell before the election. Godspeed, you treasonous piece of trash.
[Democrat 2] i just tested asympathetic.
[Democrat 3] I don’t understand how Trump could get Covid. He’s an idiot but the Secret Service is not. Trump probably overrode the SS.
I.e., humans can control whether or not infection occurs. The Great Father in Washington could have protected His children from this virus. The Secret Service, in turn, could protect the Great Orange Father and Slovenian Mother (not a lot of fun compared to the Secret Service lifestyle during the Obama administration).
I’m not sure I believe it. It may be a way for him to avoid the debates, and hide in his twitter bunker for two weeks, and then come out “looking strong” because he beat this thing that only kills the weak. Ya know: “It isn’t so bad.” It knocks his support for white supremacists and his debate performance off the news cycle, and once again he controls the narrative.
Trump is an idiot, except when he is a mastermind!
From an aircraft mechanic:
Trump finally passed a test without cheating
From the bête noire himself:
Responses to the above reproduction of Trump’s tweet:
Finally a Donald Trump tweet that warms the heart.
Tell me this is real. I wish no one to die or be ill… But…
Whoo Hoo!! The Cheeto just tested positive! Maybe now his dumbass followers will believe it!
How did Melania catch it given that she barely looks in his direction? Or maybe she gave it to him. On purpose??
RBG protects us, even from among the shades.
Looks like RBG successfully argued her first case before God
Melania has been an awesome First Lady due to her more or less public acknowledgment of the absurdity of the position and refusal to engage with the U.S. media, so I’m praying to our most recent god (RBG) for Melania’s swift recovery. If 50+ years of fast food haven’t killed The Donald, I’m not going to worry about him.
Readers: Are you seeing the same thing? People who think that Trump and Melania could easily have avoided coronavirus if they’d behaved in some different way? (and therefore the rest of us get to choose whether or not we become infected)
Related:
- CNN mocks Donald Trump for being averse to people coughing, June 2019
- New York Times calls Donald Trump a sissy due to “obsession with hand sanitizer,” April 2016 (Hillary was brave by comparison)
- Friend in Texas runs, but cannot hide, from coronavirus (the virus turned out to be in charge in this instance)
- Department of Awkward Timing: a pre-recorded message from Trump saying “The end of the pandemic is in sight” was played at a fundraising event a few hours before the positive test result was obtained. (Let’s hope that this will not be like organic food promoter J.I. Rodale, who said “I never felt better in my life!” on The Dick Cavett Show and died of a heart attack while still on the stage/on-camera (plans to air the show a few hours later were scrapped).
- Do CNN viewers think that Donald Trump is a god? (that was in 2019; if Trump recovers from COVID-19, which nearly always kills the humans that it infects, is it fair to conclude that Trump is at least superhuman and possibly a god?)
- “As A Doctor, Here’s The First Thing I Thought When I Found Out Trump Has COVID-19” (HuffPost): When I learned that Donald Trump is infected with COVID-19, I did not have the normal reaction that I would have, as a doctor, to an overweight septuagenarian getting infected with this deadly virus. Instead, I immediately thought of the positives that could come out of this. … Yes, there is the aspect of comeuppance, because what do you expect when you do the very thing that the best and the brightest scientists in the world are pleading the populace to avoid? [Physicists on the LHC are no longer the “brightest scientists”; it is Karen the Epidemiologist with an MPH who gets this honor]